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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

15.06.2025 04:17

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Why cant school buses ditch kids who are late to the bus at the school? Like on the way home, if a kid is late when all the others arrived to the bus on time, why cant they leave the late kid behind since its not fair to the on time kids to wait?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!